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K. Mitch Quotes: "Ends are for yesterday, not tomorrows."

Ends are for yesterday, not tomorrows.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those who refrain from it."

The public is increasingly disgusted with a steady diet of defamation, and prepared to reward those who refrain from it.




K. Mitch Quotes: "Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to aspire to."

Sacrifice is a part of life. It's supposed to be. It's not something to regret. It's something to aspire to.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Sometimes, love brings you together even as life keeps you apart."

Sometimes, love brings you together even as life keeps you apart.




K. Mitch Quotes: "It’s not contagious, you know. Death is as natural as life. It’s part of the deal we made."

It’s not contagious, you know. Death is as natural as life. It’s part of the deal we made.



K. Mitch Quotes: "When you are measuring life, you are not living it."

When you are measuring life, you are not living it.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The more you defend a lie, the angrier you become."

The more you defend a lie, the angrier you become.




K. Mitch Quotes: "Keep it simple, keep it sexy, keep it sad."

Keep it simple, keep it sexy, keep it sad.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen."

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Once you can understand where the conversation is, who leads, the type of voices and the best place for you to add your voice, you can then start becoming a more active participant."

Once you can understand where the conversation is, who leads, the type of voices and the best place for you to add your voice, you can then start becoming a more active participant.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Giving to other people makes me feel alive. Not my car or my house. Not what I look like in the mirror. When I give my time, when I can make someone smile after they were feeling sad."

Giving to other people makes me feel alive. Not my car or my house. Not what I look like in the mirror. When I give my time, when I can make someone smile after they were feeling sad.



K. Mitch Quotes: "It's not going to happen if you wait for the boss to tell you to make it happen."

It's not going to happen if you wait for the boss to tell you to make it happen.




K. Mitch Quotes: "While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards for efficiency."

While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards for efficiency.



K. Mitch Quotes: "There is no fair in life and death. If it were, no good men would die young."

There is no fair in life and death. If it were, no good men would die young.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.



K. Mitch Quotes: "sometimes what you miss the most is the way a loved one made you feel about yourself."

sometimes what you miss the most is the way a loved one made you feel about yourself.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The debt they ran up in the first year of the Obama administration is bigger than the last four years of the Bush combined."

The debt they ran up in the first year of the Obama administration is bigger than the last four years of the Bush combined.



K. Mitch Quotes: "For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window."

For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!""

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys."

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan."

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!"

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised."

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand."

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved."

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me."

I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Aging is not just decay, you know, its growth."

Aging is not just decay, you know, its growth.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!""

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think it is to the advantage of my state to have the opportunity to come to meetings occasionally and to vote in person, rather than just by proxy."

I think it is to the advantage of my state to have the opportunity to come to meetings occasionally and to vote in person, rather than just by proxy.



K. Mitch Quotes: "the pain we suffer is a way to make us appreciate what comes next."

the pain we suffer is a way to make us appreciate what comes next.



K. Mitch Quotes: "If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'."

If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything.""

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."



K. Mitch Quotes: "I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle."

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.



K. Mitch Quotes: "No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones."

No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.



K. Mitch Quotes: "It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?"

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?



K. Mitch Quotes: "Public disclosure of campaign contributions and spending should be expedited so voters can judge for themselves what is appropriate."

Public disclosure of campaign contributions and spending should be expedited so voters can judge for themselves what is appropriate.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Tension of opposites."

Tension of opposites.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!""

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"



K. Mitch Quotes: "A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag."

A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies."

I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.



K. Mitch Quotes: "I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead.""

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."



K. Mitch Quotes: "I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart."

I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The mortal enemies of Social Security and Medicare are those who, in contempt of the plain arithmetic, continue to mislead Americans that we should change nothing."

The mortal enemies of Social Security and Medicare are those who, in contempt of the plain arithmetic, continue to mislead Americans that we should change nothing.



K. Mitch Quotes: "When you come to the end, that's where God begins."

When you come to the end, that's where God begins.



K. Mitch Quotes: "P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."

P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Forgive yourself. Forgive others. Don't wait."

Forgive yourself. Forgive others. Don't wait.



K. Mitch Quotes: "Our educational results lag behind other states, and other nations, but worse still, behind the potential of the kids and the devoted teachers in our classrooms."

Our educational results lag behind other states, and other nations, but worse still, behind the potential of the kids and the devoted teachers in our classrooms.



K. Mitch Quotes: "The new troops in Iraq need to be Iraqi troops."

The new troops in Iraq need to be Iraqi troops.