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Karl Pilkington Quotes: "It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating."

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle."

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.




Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot."

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I've got loads of nieces and nephews."

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.




Karl Pilkington Quotes: "[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts."

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age."

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.




Karl Pilkington Quotes: "People who live in a glass house have to answer the door."

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that."

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight."

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe."

Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive."

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.




Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous."

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?"

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit."

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die."

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife."

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see."

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'"

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "A problem solved is a problem caused."

A problem solved is a problem caused.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff."

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.




Karl Pilkington Quotes: "If you can't do it, don't do it."

If you can't do it, don't do it.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that."

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented."

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle."

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things."

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "A dog has got human eyes."

A dog has got human eyes.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing."

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo."

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised."

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture."

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there."

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area."

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect."

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding."

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th."

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?"

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it."

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out."

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Every problem solved is a problem made."

Every problem solved is a problem made.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "We're just a weed in the universe"

We're just a weed in the universe



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again."

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back."

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic"

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?"

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?



Karl Pilkington Quotes: "Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'"

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'