Kate Siegel Quotes

The last thing I need is for daughter to move back into my basement and become another unemployed millennial statistic. Would love for her to get a job at Facebook. Become the president of Google.

I have proven a danger to both myself and those around me when carrying these weapons. I'm extraordinarily clumsy.

Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day.

After all that, you would think daughter would want to spend time with me, but she's busy. I get it.

Every woman needs to think about her career above everything. And I'll say it again...Kate [Siegel] is unemployed.