Kathy Griffin Quotes

I'm basically always on tour.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

My act is based on my life.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I am in love with Larry David.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

Of course, I’ve told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make fun of any religion that would let you have sixteen kids and say it’s God’s will.