Kathy Lette Quotes

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Home is where the heartache is.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death- Victoria