Kelly Williams Brown, Adulting: How To Become A Grown-up In 468 Easy(ish) Steps Quotes
It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.
Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.
It's not as though the world hates you- it just has no idea who you are