Kevin Hart Quotes

If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.

I love women with attitude.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.

My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I'm not a big politics guy.

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask.

My business acumen is definitely growing.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.

No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'

At the end of the day, your fans are the people who support you in and out. And their opinions matter.

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!

If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive.

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.

There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.

My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

The kind of poetry I write, lyric poetry, I think is really concerned with intimacy, with mystery. That needn't be religious mystery, there are mysteries to do with everyday life.

My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.

Everybody that's successful lays a blueprint out.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.

I don't think comedy will ever die.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.

Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.

I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.

I would spend absolutely every last minute with my kids, telling them how much I love them and how much I would do for them.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

I don't know about other people, but I love to work.

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

I am who I am. That's why my friends and peers respect and appreciate me. I don't change or cater my actions to fit my surroundings. I'm myself 24/7. People appreciate that.

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing.

When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn't any consistency.

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.