Kevin Hearne Quotes

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on.

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

Peace be with you, " I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.

Saying good-bye properly afforded me a measure of peace. It was a binding of a different sort, absent of the earth's power, but still hard proof that there is magic yet in the world.

I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that

Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.

It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.

come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.Atticus O'Sullivan

When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?

May harmony find you" Atticus

And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.

The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory out