Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Hocus Pocus Quotes

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

Every so often, in the midst of chaos, you come across an amazing, inexplicable instance of civic responsibility. Maybe the last shred of faith people have is in their firemen.

He hadn't killed nearly as many people as I had. But then again, he hadn't had my advantage, which was the full cooperation of our Government.