La La Anthony Quotes

God is not a watchmaker. God is a pimp.

You're never too young to die.

Acting is the only medium were people think they can just stand up and do it because they can say lines, but that is not so much the case. You have to study styles and techniques.

See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.

I love, love, love women.

For me, writing historical fiction is all about finding a balance between reading, traveling, looking, imagining, and dreaming.

Only in England is the perversion of language regarded as a victory for democracy.

The whole idea of interviews is in itself absurd - one cannot answer deep questions about what one's life was like - one writes novels about it.

Success is the necessary misfortune of life, but it is only to the very unfortunate that it comes early.

I don't have many friends; I'm very much a loner. As a child I was very isolated and I've never been really close to anyone.

All things make sense; you just have to fathom how they make sense.

I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.

You can do anything you put your mind to. I don't care what situation you're in.

I'm a realist all the way. I'm too cynical to be an optimist. But I've lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist.

Every word, every image used for God is a distortion more than a description.

I had seen these transformations, people who had lost their will to live, coming back from their zombie states and radiating a new life force from their eyes.

Disappointment can drive us, or it can defeat us.

Understand, when you eat meat, that something did die. You have an obligation to value it - not just the sirloin but also all those wonderful tough little bits.

Music itself was color-blind but the media and the radio stations segregate it based on their perceptions of the artists.

I will respect the limits of my experience but that won't stop me from trying to lead by example of my work. Being a good teammate and picking them up on and off the field is a simple goal of mine.

Knowledge comes from learning. Wisdom comes from living.

The world is full of horrible things.

When I observe other animals, I understand their behavior. I can't say the same for mankind.

Kindness and love open the doors to one's soul.

As you know from the Italian expression, the fish stinks from the head down. What I can tell you two fish that don't stink, okay, and that's me and the President.

Treat other animals as friends and they become friends. Treat other animals as family and they become family. Give other animals your love and they will love you in return.

Our words reveal our heart, our actions reveal our soul.

Buddhism helps me to have a healthy relationship with my body and spirit.

I'd like to wake up and look like Brad Pitt in the morning, but I don't. I look in the mirror, and I see me.

Love has the power to...cure, to heal, to calm, to change and to unite. Use this power often.

I am young! Being creative and keeping your brain occupied is very sensible because if you don't you die, slowly.

Adolescence is such a fun time in your life, because you think you know it all, and you haven’t gotten to the point where you realize that you know almost nothing.

Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.

One of the by-products of being a perfectionist and constantly trying to improve myself are sobering feelings of low-grade anxiety and a nagging sense of inadequacy This anxiety keeps me humble.

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.

I don't worry about new young bands. The bounty of life is infinite and so is music and so are opportunities.

The not-self cannot have the bad, meaning they of the government and the judges and the schools cannot allow the bad because they cannot allow the self.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

Scale is very, very important, like the scale of a person is very important. It's to do with the size of our space, the fact they are big sculptures, they are still human scale.

The sane are madder than we think, the mad saner.

The creative person is constantly seeking to discover himself, to remodel his own identity, and to find meaning in what he creates.

There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.

The painter leaves his mark. And I just put in two statues in Rhode Island that I'm working on. And I think that's going to make me last longer than me.

Every time I get mad, I grab my hammer and make a bookshelf or something.

I just don't understand how people can get so caught up in having their picture taken.

Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

I don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.