Lana Turner Quotes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

My life has been a series of emergencies.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

I've always loved a challenge.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.