Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

If they cheat, can I shoot them?

You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I almost laughed. He sounded so thoroughly disgusted.

Morals aren't just for when it's easy, Anita. They aren't morals if you throw them aside every time it's convenient.

There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

There are some things more important than physical survival. You gotta be able to look at yourself in the mirror.

You should hit him in the face with frying pans more often," Said Rhys "he seems to like it

You are an abomination before God. Jesus loves you too, I said smiling.

Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.

Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me.

Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that.

Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line.

It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead.

Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.

Personally I didn't believe God had a private torture chamber. Hell was being cut off from God, cut off from his power, his energy, Him.

I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.

I'm not real big on repentence ... I like revenge better.

Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.

Love is never free ... It is the most expensive emotion we have.

Life is often like that, the best balancing on a knife edge with the worst.

Ideals are great in theory ... but they don't work too well in real life.

Every religion has demons.... Nothing like a real, live demon to give you some of that old-time religion.

Never look back; something is always gaining on you.

Pretend hard enough and maybe it will go away.

So many wonderful books to write, and not enough hours in the day. An embarrassment of riches.

Death is the last intimate thing we ever do.

Guarantees are for major appliances, not for murder.

Nothing helps you sleep at night so much as being absolutely certain that you're right, and everyone else is evil.

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

You ask yourself "What is love? Am I in love?", when what you should be asking is, "What is not love?", ma petite. What is it that this man does for you that is not done out of love?

The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

Why was so much evil pleasant, pretty on the outside, like poisoned candy?

True power comes when others offer it to you and you merely accept it as a gift, not as the spoils of some personal war.

If I let you get killed, the other body guards will make fun of me.

I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too.

I'm more influenced by my own interests than anyone else's. Writers have to entertain themselves, or they can't entertain anyone else

I wasn't like most girls.

Chastity works better if you don't keep testing it.

Like most creative people I don't fit well into boxes.

I've been writing stories since I was 12. 'Writer's Digest' was one of my writing teachers, actually.

Nothing like fear to wash your mind clean.

Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker.

We hate most in others what we dislike in ourselves.

The only good enemy is a dead enemy.

What was I supposed to say?.....did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I'd probably be okay? -Anita

I'd made sure I knew his name. You shouldn't ask people to die for you if you don't at least know their name.

You're up to something," I said. He turned, eyes wide, long fingers pressed to his heart. "Moi?" "Yeah, you.

No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ." - Jean-Claude

I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said.

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect