Lauren Willig, The Secret History Of The Pink Carnation Quotes
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
It would be, like all of Pammy's parties, hot and crowded and filled with impossibly glamorous people with hip bones so sharp they could qualify as concealed weapons.
Amy wondered if Bonaparte could declare war on Miss Gwen alone without breaking his peace with England