Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters Quotes
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey.