Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope Quotes

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them.

Every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, "The world is quiet here, " as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good.