Lemony Snicket, Who Could That Be At This Hour? Quotes
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.
Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument.
It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.
A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it.
The map is not the territory, " Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads.