Lewis Carroll Quotes

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'

Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

If you do not know where you want to go, it doesn't matter which path you take.

It's always tea-time.

The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away!

If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).

A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

Curiouser and curiouser.

But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'

Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked. 'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat. 'I don't know,' Alice answered. 'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

If you don't know where you're going any road will do

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."

'O Tiger-lily,' said Alice... 'I wish you could talk!' 'We can talk,' said the Tiger-lily: 'when there's anybody worth talking to."

What a strange world we live in...Said Alice to the Queen of hearts

‎You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost your muchness.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

Life, what is it but a dream?

Which form of proverb do you prefer Better late than never, or Better never than late?

All that matters is what we do for each other.

One of the hardest things in the world is to convey a meaning accurately from one mind to another.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again

Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.