Linda Sunshine Quotes
A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.
I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."
There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.
I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.
After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.
I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.
The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.
I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.
every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.
If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.
As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.
It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.
Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.