Liz Jensen Quotes

Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.

Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look up and see a kid falling from the sky. That would be me.

Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks

Lord, What a terrible shame. You're so attractive!'I know, I want to tell her. It should have happened to someone really ugly. And then it wouldn't have mattered.