Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land Quotes

I think of you, therefore I exist.

Be a man! Put on a mask.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

No air, no balloons!

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.

Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

Even poison has an expiry date.

You get what you want and you become its slave.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

When I am, you are not.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Selfie-centered person!

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist.

They all come innocent in court.

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

It takes two to bribe.

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane

I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!