Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land Quotes

Galileo, yet men turn around women!

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Men weigh love with hands.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Every woman with her own makeup!

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Opposities are married.

Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

Politics knows no currency.

The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.

I think therefore I am not sure.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

I give away examples!

Be a man! Put on a mask.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

No air, no balloons!

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.

Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

Even poison has an expiry date.

You get what you want and you become its slave.