Luis Guzman Quotes

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

TV is not a baby sitter.

I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets see.".

If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.