M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes With Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion To DVDs Blu Ray And Box Set. Quotes
Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye
Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.
Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.
Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?
What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce
Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.