M.M. Scott Quotes

Alek said, "Do you think I'm being a fool?" "I think you're trying to do something good. But doing good is rarely easy, and no weapon has ever stopped a war.

That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.

To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!

In a way she actually preferred Peter to other people because of this. He always acted out of intelligent self-interest.

No pain could match the emptiness of separation, no agony rivaled the unreality of not being with her.

I want to be the kind of boy you are, thought Bean. But I don’t want to go through what you’ve been through to get there.

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

The man was allergic to sleep.

I'm not stupid!" In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy.

Talking about someone who makes you happy actually makes you happy.

It will hurt." said Petra. "But let's make the most of what we have, and not let future pain ruin present happiness.

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

Religion is tied to the deepest feelings people have. The love that arises from that stewing pot is the sweetest and strongest, but the hate is the hottest, and the anger is the most violent.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

That's the problem with winning right from the start, thought Ender. you lose friends.

She became a story, one I have mostly forgotten. One I can't end because she died a long time ago.

I thought living dead girls couldn't feel pain, thought I was emptied out but I'm not, I'm not.

I have been smashed and put back together so many times nothing works right. Nothing is where it should be, heavy thumping in my shoulder where my heart now beats.

The thing is, that world doesn't exist. All growing up means is that your realize no one will come along to fix things. No one will come along to save you.

What a waste of time to be posthumously famous.

When you have faith in something a lot of other people believe then you a member of the church" said Ceas, "When you have faith in something nobody believes, then you a complete wacko

it´s just...today has really sucked, and when you´re around stuff doesn´t seem so crappy - Will

Sublime moments refracted, Even if only for seconds, Caught forever in your soul.

Even that. What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?

Complexity begets ambiguity, which yields in all ways to prejudice and avarice. Complication does not so much defeat Men as arm them with fancy.

The heart is a place with worm holes made by feelings you aren't supposed to have but do.

The act of loving is an act of self-evolution even when the purpose of the act is someone else's growth.

I know already that I can survive it. That's the sorrow of it all. That whatever comes I'll survive it. I mean, even if the worst were to be true, would it really be the worst?

Let's fly away and live forever

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

I have hope for you, if only because you're the only one left to hope for.

Maybe that's all demons ever are. People like us, doing things without even knowing what we're doing.

I think you don't grow up until you stop worrying about other people's purposes or lack of them and find the purposes you believe in for yourself.

To look upon that landscape in the early morning, with the sun at your back, is to lose the sense of proportion.

At least one thing was consistent about her life: It just kept on getting more complicated.

a lot of human behavior was really acting out our responses to dangers long past.

I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

The world has long ceased to be the author of your anguish.

The Rusty Ruins were the remains of an old city, a hulking reminder of back when there'd been way too many people, and everyone was incredibly stupid. And ugly.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.

With life. Rooter says that life is how God gives purpose to the universe.

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

I carry the seeds of death within me and plant them wherever I linger long enough to love.

Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.

The lives of all people flow through time, and, regardless of how brutal one moment may be, how filled with grief or pain or fear, time flows through all lives equally.

History would indicate that the majority of people have always been sheep.

To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling.

It was a once in a lifetime thing. I hate to think it but I bet it's true. It's too bad for us that our once in a lifetime happened when were too young to handle it.

Оf course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

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