M.M. Scott Quotes

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I love all of our subpodcasts.

I don't really party.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.

I was a huge fan of the original Star Trek, and I'd never even dreamed that I would someday be captain of a starship...

I'm still a big kid - I make mistakes all time.

In high school I went on about three dates.

I always viewed [the podcast and the TV show] as two separate things.

I live in New York, where people don't tend to go up to actors as much.

If you want to hear Him say, 'Well done,' you need to do something well.

I get inspired when I look at Tom Lennon, who did Reno 911! for six seasons while writing huge movies and directing, and also doing other pilots; he did that FX pilot, the Star Trek thing.

As I've gotten older, I've become attracted to things that have substance.

I loved Harry Truman with all my heart and soul.

But since I'm single, it's nice to get a kiss where I can.

I was a loser in high school.

Corina Bartra is a very intriguing singer. On Son Zumbon ... the music utilizes tricky rhythms, the leader's haunting voice, and plenty of short solos. There is no lack on intensity in this program.

It's always great to be involved in something that's not in an in-your-face fashion, but has a message that goes out guised as entertainment.

I find that it's easier to do parts that are wrapped up in different hair and wardrobe and eras, and different period behavior, than it is to play closer to the present.

Being an actor opened doors for me to explore my emotions as different people and characters, and expand my own inner soul.

You can't do your work worrying about what people will think of it - you kind of just have to do your work.

I never intended to be on television or in a movie. The theater was all I ever dreamed about, once I decided to try to make it as a business profession. All this other stuff has just been icing.

Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.

I always tried to do cool things.

Singing seems as easy for her as talking is for us.

It's really difficult to make things, and a lot of times you don't know you're at the end of something.

Оf course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

We felt like we just got surrounded by this community of friends.

A lot of good things can come from not expecting anything.

I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's going to happen next, those need to wrap up as a complete story. But it's weird when a goofy comedy show needs to end.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

Idolizing is a strong word, though. I'm happy that people respond well to the work I'm doing now. If anyone admires what I'm doing in any way, then I'm really proud of it.

The guy that picked me up at the airport in 1985 when I was out in L.A. for my first audition was selling a script. I was a nobody coming off a plane to read for a new show.

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.

To me, humor is part of a conversation with an audience.

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will

When it comes to performing and entertaining, the art removes itself from the writing.

If humor is not present, I tend to be concerned about the artist, or distrusting of what they're presenting - unless there is an obvious tragedy being talked about.

If I could live a parallel life, I would be a sitcom star; being in front of a live audience would be great.

In painting, the key is not taking myself seriously to the point where it kills sincerity.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?

I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.