Maddox Quotes

Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

The reason he [Jimmy Carter] says he never lies is because he thinks the truth originates with him.

Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

I'm overwhelmed with my own feelings and the feelings I have for all the people who were rooting for us to win this thing.

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

Only two classes of books have universal appeal. The very best and the very worst.