Maria Semple, Today Will Be Different Quotes
Was it happiness I'd found in my long marriage? Or capitulation? Or is that all happiness is, capitulation?
As far as I’m concerned, the only thing sweeter than seeing a friend is that friend canceling on me.
Earlier this year, I'd told a mother at school I'd been married fifteen year. She asked, "What's the secret to a long marriage?" I thought for a second, then answered, "Staying married.