MaryJanice Davidson Quotes

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short." ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy

I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting

... friends are such a mixed blessing.

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.

He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.

Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.

A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.

A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina

What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.

This is a great time to shut up and kiss me." To her delight, Blake obliged.