Matt Lauer Quotes
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'
So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.
The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.
Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!
America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.
If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get the lion's share of attention in bad times.
