Matt Quotes

The genome is a book that wrote itself, continually adding, deleting and amending over four billion years.

Over the years, many in the public have become numb to news of financial corruption, partly because too many of these stories involve banker-on-banker crime.

It was the first car accident I had ever been in. It shakes you up a little bit.

I just go out every day and try to work hard.

I think daily deals are a good idea. Any ad people view as content is a good ad, and that's true for daily-deal ads too.

In the years just after 9/11, even being breathed on by a suspected terrorist could land you in extralegal detention for the rest of your life.

God's more in control than we are. Obviously you still take all the precautions and safety measures inside your car.

I'm happier than I've ever been in life. Happy with my life outside of racing. Really happy with my life inside the garage.

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

It's like you came to a controversy and a ball game breaks out.

Clint Eastwood expects you to know what you're doing. He's going to take two giant steps back and let you do it. I have such appreciation for that part of him.

Let us be clear about one thing: The tea party movement is not seeking a junior partnership with the Republican Party, but a hostile takeover of it.

Golf has always been a game where you have to control both ends of the club.

I love the magic of movies and television, and I always have since I was kid.

There was a time I thought about being a professional guide. I'm a big outdoorsman, but the acting thing has always been there - always something I wanted to do.

Despite the repeated attacks on American citizens by illegal aliens released from our jails, DHS refuses to stop freeing violent criminals who are in our country illegally.

It would be inaccurate to say the Tea Partiers are racists. What they are, in truth, are narcissists.

Everyone in my family used to work with some kind of tool in their hands every day. That's what we do. That's what I did before I got into acting.

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

I'm really excited about the remixes. I've always been a fan of electronic music and I'm thinking about that very seriously for the next record as well.

I change lyrics to the songs all the time, too. I don't know if it matters in a lot of ways because you can take what you want from it.

I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time.

The only way I can describe it-at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; it's just full all the time.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

Time travel is such a magic concept.

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

At some point, human intelligence became collective and cumulative in a way that happened to no other animal.

Our leaders know we’re turning into a giant ghetto and they are taking every last hubcap they can get their hands on before the rest of us wake up and realize what’s happened.

I'm enjoying dating. I'm single, though, I'm not in a relationship.

I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Did people waste time before the internet existed?

I get so used to saying what I think people want to hear, I forget they might just want the truth sometimes.

I think this [Gnomeo & Juliet] is the closest I ought to get to Shakespeare to be honest.

I think expectations of Doctor Who should always be high, because it's a show that must always progress and get better and better.

I think Jennifer Saunders would be great in 'Doctor Who.'

I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

I'm not in a rush to do anything. And I wouldn't say I pick and choose. When it comes to producers picking people for roles I don't think it's between me and Tom Cruise, do you know what I mean?

There are great disciplines from being a sportsman that you can transfer into being an artist. The preparation, the sacrifice, the constant desire to improve.

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

Knowledge is finite. Wonder is infinite.

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

I have removed a lot of negative influence in my life and try to surround myself with positive people. I have a much more simple life than the old days.

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

In modern American politics, being the right kind of ignorant and entertainingly crazy is like having a big right hand in boxing; you've always got a puncher's chance.

Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.