Matt Quotes
The worst thing I could be accused of is that I'm a one-way dude, only out for myself. But the worst thing a woman can do is not to say anything. Especially when you're starting a relationship.
When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
I grew up with the white picket fence. My dad went to work nine to five, and he had a station wagon.
I think when you play a role, you always have to be a defense attorney for that character.
Don't worry if people think you're good. Make this your experience. And find out what makes you unique as an artist. You don't get the opportunity to do that as much in the real world.
Maybe because I have spent too much of my life in rock clubs. I don't really go to parties anymore either. I'll usually be in the bus by 11:30 after a show.
You go through that stage where you're coming up with the concept, ideas and all that you need to make a record. It always feels like hard labor.
I don't want somebody telling my daughter who she can marry, or what she can do with her body. That's what was at stake.
A song is a song and, if I am emotionally connected to do it, whether it is sad or not sad, I am going to chase that song.
Matt Hardy may be dysfunctional, but you can't spell dysfunctional without fun. My goal in the professional wrestling industry is to put fun into the dysfunctionality of it.
I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
We can never grasp the extent of our depravity until we recognize the excellencies of our created dignity
The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.
I had at some point the epiphany that if I wanted to be a writer, maybe I should stop thinking about writing, or stop writing about writing, and actually write.
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
God's response to the belittlement of his name, from the beginning of time, has been the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on a Roman cross.
Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that.
If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.
The failure to work out sensible budgets makes it impossible for government agencies to make long-term plans, and instead leaves them scrambling to spend money in the short term.
If technology has finally caught up with individual liberty, why would anyone who loves freedom want to rethink that?
Something very rare in this day and age is to see performers do something that has never been done before.
Without a safe haven, one of the most authentic parts of who you are, who you love, felt invisible to the world.
For when our hearts were far away, Your love went further still, yes Your love goes further still!