Matt Quotes

If we listen to the better angels of our nature, there are creative and good solutions to serious problems.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

Everybody thinks their website is above average.

Don't have a cow, man.

I found myself getting more publicly shy when the gala events and big crowds started. Some people embrace it. To me, it's not worth enough to risk my private life being public.

Maybe 80 percent of what we conceive to be a song idea or the meaning of a song is not exactly what the artist meant most of the time. It's not bad - people can take what they want from it.

No one holds the power. Just because they might give you a bit of money every now and then doesn't mean that they have the right to change what you do.

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

I never think anything's finished. It's really not. Recording is only just a moment in time. It's as good as you can do it until then.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

Intelligence will become more and more collective; innovation and order will become more and more bottom-up.

If your movies don't perform, they just stop calling you.

My heart goes out to the people of the city of Boston. My thoughts and prayers are with the families who lost loved ones in such a senseless and heartless way.

The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

Something very rare in this day and age is to see performers do something that has never been done before.

Music for me is this thing that's sort of saved my life over the course of my whole life, whether it be writing songs or listening to other people's stuff.

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

I'm drawn to women who live in a world different from my own. I don't believe you have to marry someone from your own backyard. James Joyce married a woman who never read any of his books.

I don't like to give out advice. I make suggestions when I get to know somebody a little bit, but I don't know about advice.

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.

It's a pretty good job being an actor, but it's work sometimes. And when I say work, I mean it's a job. You're going to a job.

A lot of times, people have forgotten about an album by the time it's released, because it leaked three months earlier. Very strange days we live in.

I am a fancy dress grump, to be honest.

History will only ever be partial, to a large extent history tells us what we think should be remembered and what should be forgotten, I find that really problematic.

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

For when our hearts were far away, Your love went further still, yes Your love goes further still!

I like characters with flaws, who have shadow.

Amy Pond is, er...I've sort of fallen in love with Amy Pond.

Without a safe haven, one of the most authentic parts of who you are, who you love, felt invisible to the world.

If you run for mayor, people say you're being egotistical. If you decide you won't run for mayor, people say you're being self-centered and egotistical.

There are times when American politics seems like little more than two groups in a fever to prevent each other from trespassing upon their respective soothing versions of unreality

If you're opposed to the budget I submitted to the General Assembly, you're for a tax increase.

Over the next four years, we will be bold. We will be willing to experiment. We will not fear failure.

'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.

I don't do stuff to be a star. I do it because I feel it's important for kids, African American kids, to see an African American face that plays baseball.

Usually when I'm mad, I'd rather listen to angry music than soothing music - more heavy metal, some Metallica or something.

I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

As far as golf being athletic, I would say, go try it, let's see how well you do. It's a hard game.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

Not everything I do is gossip or bedroom. To the contrary, I think that's just an easy label to dismiss me and to dismiss the new medium.

Worship is the way of life for those entranced by and passionate for the glory of God.

Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie's The Wicked + The Divine is better than Young Avengers. Better than Phonogram. Better than Watchmen. Better than The Bible.