Matthew Gray Gubler Quotes

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd get relentlessly beat up by jocks. That's why I don't care for sports.

I studied directing prior to acting and I've done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.

My parents instilled a very strong work ethic in me from a young age, fortunately.

I've always had the utmost respect and awe of what the lens can do and what a director can do with just a camera move.

When I'm directing I'm working from 100% of my brain, but when I'm acting I'm working from my heart.

My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.

What I like most about directing is creating a world more so than anything. To me, the music is the wrapping paper on that world.

I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.

France has given us the best filmmakers and food.

I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

It'd be cool to chipmunk-ize "The Virgin Suicides" soundtrack. All this ethereal French music, I think that would be unique to listen to.

I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.