Meg Cabot Quotes

You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

Looks fade,' Mom would go on. 'But intelligence lasts forever.

Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave. So make it short.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

[...] even in the cruelest human being there can exist a flower of good. Maybe just the tiniest blossom, in need of water and sunlight, but a flower just the same.

There’s no accountability anymore, Pierce, no one holds anyone accountable for what they do. It’s always someone else’s fault. Usually people just blame the victim.

But I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot.

Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.

It's simple, really," Alaric Wulf said. " Lucien Antonescu is the prince of darkness." Jon nodded. "Yeah," he said. "We know. He's got a castle and stuff.

What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.

No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules

But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogs At least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen" she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If Kim Possible ever asked people to meet her inside a penguin enclosures.

I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.

Someone, I was beginning to suspect, had a bit of a gangster complex. It wasn't really very hard to figure out who. I mean, I was guessing it wasn't Christopher's aunt Jackie.

Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech.

I look around for a conveniently loaded pistol.Sadly, there doesn't seem to be one available, so I have no choice but to answer the question. - Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

If all people became ghosts my social life would be so over" - Suze Simon in the Mediator

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian!

The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

I stare at her, as dumbstruck as if she'd just admitted she's a Scientologist with an invitation to join Tom and Katie on the spaceship when it shows up.

And that whole do-able/undo-able thing? Yeah. Need I point out that neither Ruth nor I have ever "done" anybody in our lives?

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols

I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from what I heard. -Jess about Doug p. 107

Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.

But I intend to enjoy the weeks I have left with you to the fullest. Because I know from my study of the philosophy of time, whatever is going to happen in the future is already unavoidable.

it’s only by studying the mistakes of the past,” Lucien said mildly, “that we can even have a future

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too.

I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.

She'd realize Steve was her soul mate and that she would never love anyone as much as she loved him.

You know. Life's short. If you don't try new things, you'll never know what you're best at. And you can only make time for new things by quitting the things you know don't work for you.

Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.

Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.

And the truth is, I’d felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason’s Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then.

I'll put a bullet through my own brain. Let alone wait for stark to do it. Your sister will drive me to it, Howard. No offense.

Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.