Mike Epps Quotes

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

"Resident Evil" was different. I like to challenge myself and do different things sometimes. So when it came to me, I was, like, "Come on with it, I'll do it."

I used to be a dusty little child.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

You can't make the people do what you want them to do. You've got to get everybody to see what you seein' or you gonna be a damn fool.

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff.

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. So, I'm either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There's no in between with me.