Mike Tyson Quotes

I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian.

I just want to do what I do best, and that's fight. I love it.

Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.

I'll go back and take what the people owe me.

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy, but you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up into the back of her head

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.

I can talk about humility, but I'm not humble. I mean, if you say, I'm humble, you've just contradicted yourself. But I'm trying to be, man, I'm trying so hard.

Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing.

There's no way I would want to hurt him or bust him up. That's why, for the sake of the family as well as himself, I will take him out in the opening round.

When I go to Europe or South America, they laugh at things that are totally different than what Americans would laugh at. It's just so crazy how we're so different in personalities with other people.

The U.S. prostitutes are fighting with everybody, shooting at everybody. It's like dating a gangbanger.

Being in the ring became my reality, and, in my reality, I'd think I was someone special.

I'm many things: I'm a convicted rapist, I'm a hell-raiser, I'm a father, a loving father. I'm a semi-good husband...I'm pretty much a tyrant-titan.

I never look at a high point in my career. Everyone thinks about the Spinks fight, but that fight only lasted 91 seconds, so it's hard to say it defined my career.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

I know I'm going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future.