Mo Williams Quotes

God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile. God says, 'How could this be? That's really odd I guess I'll have to check my records, silly me, you know, I'm only God.'

If you're in a relationship and you want to make it work, you have to be a little selfless at times.

I'm a little bit awkward on Twitter; like, I'm never really sure what to say.

I have offered myself to the inkwell of the wordsmith that I might be shaped into new terms of being.

Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.

You see a person when you look in the mirror that no one sees but you. Other people see a person when they look at you, but you're not that person, either.

If a man knew what a woman never forgets, he would love her differently.

Increases in money supply are what constitute inflation, and a general rise in prices is the symptom.

Whether I like it or not, I've become influential to people.

I'm not perfect, but I'm focused when I have a goal.

Our kinship with Earth must be maintained; otherwise, we will find ourselves trapped in the center of our own paved-over souls with no way out.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

This victory is in large part due to the Internet... For the first time, a coalition of NGOs has had an influence on the security of the entire world without being a superpower.

Though talent is wonderful, dance is 80% work and 20% talent.

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

The public good is promoted best by people pursuing their own private interests. This bothers some people because they're more concerned with motives than with results.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

Some kids, for some reason, it just doesn't click in the classroom as they need it to. We have college coaches talk to them, former high school athletes, motivational speakers, teachers, principals.

People see me on the court only as a superhero, grunting and winning. They think you're a robot, and I'm not.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

I want to really start focusing on what I want to accomplish and what it is I want to achieve, but not micromanaging this or that and focusing on the little things.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Olympics are a wonderful metaphor for world cooperation, the kind of international competition that's wholesome and healthy, an interplay between countries that represents the best in all of us.

One day the Constitution of Colorado is the highest law of the state. The next day it’s waste paper.

Reality: What a concept!

I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away

How can we expect wild animals to survive if we give them nowhere in the wild to live?

An hour's conversation on literature between two ardent minds with a common devotion to a neglected poet is a miraculous road to intimacy.

All women are not Helen, I know that, but have Helen in their hearts.

Somehow I kept my head above water. I relied on the discipline, character, and strength that I had started to develop as that little girl in her first swimming pool.

If you smile things will work out.

I always wanted to have my own farm. I've never been able to achieve that. It's kinda tough.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

No one wakes up one day and decides they want to become a drug dealer or they want to be a stick-up kid. Those decisions are made after a series of events have happened in one's life.

Vote for me. I'll use my office to take another American's money and give it to you.

The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny.

And if I had a camera Showing all the light we give And showing where the light extends I'd give it to my friends

How long does it have to go on? This punishment? Haven't I done time enough, haven't I served my term? can't I apply for a-pardon?

To forgive and to be forgiven are the two points of holy magnificence and holy modesty; round these two centres the whole doctrine of largesse revolves.

Writing 'February' made me realize that breaking form is a way of letting the song be human.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

No one can avoid a challenge in life without breeding regret, and regret is the arsenic of life.

I feel overworked, but when I don't work, I feel weird.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

You know sometimes when you're in a really bad mood and you're not sure why? That's how I get sometimes.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I write because it is dangerous, a bloody risk, like love, to form the words, to say the words, to touch the source, to be touched, to reveal how vulnerable we are, how transient.