Mort Sahl Quotes

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

I don't think fascism is dying for.

Obama is running again for spite.

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.