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N. T. Wright Quotes: "I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad."

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again."

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.




N. T. Wright Quotes: "I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom."

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger."

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.




N. T. Wright Quotes: "I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that.""

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar."

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal."

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.




N. T. Wright Quotes: "I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage."

I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired."

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost."

I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!""

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"



N. T. Wright Quotes: "It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'"

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'




N. T. Wright Quotes: "I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it."

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'"

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'



N. T. Wright Quotes: "You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out."

You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends.""

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."



N. T. Wright Quotes: "The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it."

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing."

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I took a baby shower."

I took a baby shower.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I was skydiving horizontally."

I was skydiving horizontally.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out."

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add."

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..."

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...



N. T. Wright Quotes: "My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?



N. T. Wright Quotes: "In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs."

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about."

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone."

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it."

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage."

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go""

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"



N. T. Wright Quotes: "My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me."

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect."

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?"

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?



N. T. Wright Quotes: "The sky already fell. Now what?"

The sky already fell. Now what?



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I can't stop thinking like this."

I can't stop thinking like this.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament."

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I have a fax machine with "fax waiting"."

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh...""

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I washed mud off of mud."

I washed mud off of mud.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'"

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank.""

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."



N. T. Wright Quotes: "Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick"

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick



N. T. Wright Quotes: "Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle."

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet."

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "Four years ago... no, it was yesterday."

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "It's a fine night to have an evening."

It's a fine night to have an evening.



N. T. Wright Quotes: "I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile."

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.