Nikki Glaser Quotes

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday.