Noel Gallagher Quotes

I sold my soul for the second time, cause' the man don't pay me.

All your dreams are made / When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade

If you don't want to be the biggest band in the world, you may as well pack it in.

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.

Gold and silver and sunshine is rising up.

Frontmen come alive when they come onstage.

I've never been asked to do a collaboration. I guess I just don't give off that come-and-get-me vibe. I wouldn't be adverse to doing one with Coldplay or U2 - anyone who sells 50 million albums.

I started off as many fathers do. I enjoyed the good bits, but I was wary of the responsibility. But now I love being a dad.

Twenty years from now, will we listen to Lady Gaga? No. She might think she is making a stand for the freaks and the weirdos. But they're not going to have any decent music to play, are they?

There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

I don't fall into the category of tortured artist. But it's not made me more or less anything.

Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and progressive.

Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don't need to say anything else.

Chart positions are for people with manbags who get to work at 11 A.M. because they've been at a digital meeting.

Producers like to record all the drums first, then they do the bass, then all the guitars, so you're constantly moving from one song to another.

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

We shouldn't need riot police at schools.

You don't have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.

We dragged English guitar music out of the gutter.

I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

I don't much like 'Wonderwall,' but the effect that song has on people, I can't deny it.

America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.

I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.

Oasis can't be summed up in one word. I could do a sentence: Boys from council estate made it very, very big.

I first came to London when I was 22 and working as a roadie. Having watched the 'News At Ten' all my life, I thought Big Ben was going to be massive, but I was underwhelmed.

Rock stardom will die because nobody will make enough money any more to be rock stars.

Drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning.

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

As I get older, I don't aggressively pursue songs. All the great ones just appear.

America is incredibly professional and corporate.

We live a dying dream, If you know what I mean...

College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.'

Anything that's of any use, famous people get hold of it and take it for themselves and it gets a bad rap.

I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.

No matter how much you sit there twiddling, going, 'We're all doomed', at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play Creep. Get over it.

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

You can't afford to think about what might have been. You just be aware of what is.

I'm a great songwriter, but I'm not the most talented musician.

Is it worth the aggravation to find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?

I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it.

You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous.

It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty.

I'm against people downloading music.

Fame is something that is bestowed upon you because of success. Success is something you have to chase.

My son ain't going to be miserable because he's going to be the child of a rock star, the end.

I think the fact that Sir Alex Ferguson rested Howard Webb had a lot to do with the result.

Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker.