On Hope Quotes

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

Don't insult me today just because I'm poor, you don't know what my future holds!

I live for competition. It makes my life complete.

No one wants to lose, period. It should hurt, it should sting, and you don't want to feel that feeling again.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

If you hang with 9 broke people, you'll be the 10th.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Reason I know, is only a drug, and, as such, its effects are never permanent. But, like the juice of the poppy, it often gives a temporary relief.

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be painful.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible.

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

Someday we shall look back on this dark era of agriculture and shake our heads. How could we have ever believed that it was a good idea to grow our food with poisons?

I think people who don't have conflict in their lives are just trying to please people and not really living life to the fullest.

The older you get, the more you realize that the way you look is a reflection of how you treat yourself.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

I love pedicures. And, yes, I have a ton of shoes.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

I think part of being a good coach is knowing how to extract the best from different people.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

With each year that's gone by, and as I grow up and get older, I've become more mature, of course, but you have a sense of who you are, and you find confidence in that.

As women professional athletes, you have to have respect for every player and individual. Beyond that, it doesn't matter what your interests are. People can have their own lives.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

We have so far to go to realize our human potential for compassion, altruism, and love.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.