On Hope Quotes

It's too easy to sum up a person's character in one negative instant, and it doesn't put anything good out into the world.

You know how a lot of people say they could go crazy? Well, I feel I live very close to that line.

When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt.

I haven't frequented a nail salon in a long time.

I just love to make a whole roomful of people laugh.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Please don't stand up on my account.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

I love stories that give me a perspective on how easy American life has become in the 21st century.

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

I travel all the time, and I have two small children.

I would do 'American Splendor' and 'About Schmidt' again in a heartbeat.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.