P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
She laughed - a bit louder than I could have wished in my frail state of health, but then she is always a woman who tends to bring plaster falling from the ceiling when amused.
Captain Bradbury's right eyebrow had now become so closely entangled with his left that there seemed no hope of ever extricating it without the aid of powerful machinery.
The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.
You can't go by what a girl says, when she's giving you the devil for making a chump of yourself. It's like Shakespeare. Sounds well, but doesn't mean anything.
It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
It went automatically to a heavy-weight mother with beetling eyebrows who looked as if she had just come from doing a spot of knitting at the foot of the guillotine.
Why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever collected in one spot.
And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
Come on, " he said. "Bring the poker."I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.
He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.