P. O'Brien Quotes

Donald Trump insisted he's always had a great relationship with women. He said, 'I believe a woman can be anything she wants to be, whether that's Miss USA or Miss Universe. Either one.'

I am obsessive, also I am industrious. Besides, the time when you are most alive and most aware is in childhood and one is trying to recapture that heightened awareness.

Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.

Pope Francis said that atheists are still eligible to go to heaven. To return the favor, atheists said Popes are still eligible to go into a void of nothingness.

The success of an intervention depends on the interior condition of the intervenor.

Men killed, and died, because they were embarrassed not to.

In real life I'd say we're more bromantic. It's like we're literally like a married couple kind of.

That means more to me, truthfully, than commercial success. To be a loved human being is much more important to me then any of those other things.

Donald Trump has fired a campaign adviser for posting racist remarks on Facebook. Isn't that shocking? Donald Trump has a campaign adviser.

Fiction is the lie that helps us understand the truth.

For the first time since 2007, the FDA Has approved a new device to treat obesity. The amazing breakthrough is called a vegetable.

Nobody knows really what they're doing and there's two ways to go with that information. One is to be afraid and the other is to be liberated, and I choose to be liberated by it.

Fall down. Make a mess. Break something occasionally. Know that your mistakes are your own unique way of getting to where you need to be. And remember that the story is never over.

Have Fun Storming the Castle!

Human nature doesn't include all human beings. There are human beings who are indifferent to politics, religion, virtually anything.

This is a great tool for students as the book gets right to the heart of learning how to learn and engaging your whole brain.

Donald Trump said prior to the debate that he wants to be very civil. He said that instead of referring to all Hispanics as criminals, he'll call them criminal Americans.

He who quotes himself has a fool for a source.

I want you to feel what I felt. I want you to know why story-truth is truer sometimes than happening-truth.

One thing that's certain: around the corner from every ugly thing, there's something really beautiful. If we stop at every bitter interaction; we'll never reach our destination.

'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him.

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'

It's not the vote women need, we should be armed.

I did not sleep. I never do when I am over-happy, over-unhappy, or in bed with a strange man.

What we forgot as children is that our parents are children, also. The child in them has not been satisfied or met or loved, often.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace.

Man watches his history on the screen with apathy and an occasional passing flicker of horror or indignation.

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

You can safely appeal to the UN in the comfortable certainty that it will let you down.

Nothing does more to activate Christian divisions than talk about Christian unity.

Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

Waiting for the German verb is surely the ultimate thrill.

In a recent interview, Michelle Obama said that the Secret Service taught Malia how to drive. In exchange, Malia taught the Secret Service how to throw a party when her parents are away.

[Y]ou can tell a true war story by its absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil.

A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.

The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

We hide the truer part of ourselves when we love.

I have some women friends but I prefer men. Dont trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.

Irish Catholicism is very much founded on the stone of fear and of punishment.

The decathlon includes ten separate events and they all matter. You can't work on just one of them.

Chris Christie said he will top Donald Trump's Iowa State Fair helicopter entrance by riding in on a pony. As a result, all the ponies in Iowa have gone into hiding.

fear is a dreadful drawback because it stops us living in the moment.

Laughter does not deny pain. Laughter - like a wail - acknowledges and replies to pain.

Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads?

The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates.