Paul Heyman Quotes

Wrestling is an art form. I don't worry about those who don't get it; I worry about satisfying those who do.

Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put TEARS in the EYES of CHILDREN!

You can not achieve success without the risk of failure. If you are not afraid to fail, than you have a chance, but you are never going to get there unless you risk it.

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure...You cannot achieve success if you FEAR failure.

That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler.

My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.

Why be second best at anything?

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.

I got sued more times than Martha Stewart.

Do you know who else is hot? My mom! My Mom's HOT!!!

Who's that, the windbreaker?