Pauly D Quotes

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.