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Penn Jillette Quotes: "There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills."

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business."

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.




Penn Jillette Quotes: "I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand."

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing."

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.




Penn Jillette Quotes: "All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician."

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful."

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available."

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.




Penn Jillette Quotes: "I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team."

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing."

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "We celebrities are desperate pigs."

We celebrities are desperate pigs.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "The fact is that violence gives you a rush."

The fact is that violence gives you a rush.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love."

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.




Penn Jillette Quotes: "I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty."

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that."

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business."

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon."

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Thou shalt not take anything on faith"

Thou shalt not take anything on faith



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats."

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Make deals with people, not paper."

Make deals with people, not paper.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment."

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever."

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it."

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "A two-party system is way too good for those two parties."

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it's getting worse."

Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it's getting worse.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along."

I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight."

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do."

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby."

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out."

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog."

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things."

I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules."

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world."

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I've always wanted to make the world a more rational place. I'm still working on it."

I've always wanted to make the world a more rational place. I'm still working on it.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a lot more freedom."

If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a lot more freedom.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship."

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers."

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies."

I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things."

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books."

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there."

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes away and takes with it your whole real life."

But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes away and takes with it your whole real life.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Astrology is a cousin of racism."

Astrology is a cousin of racism.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?"

Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?



Penn Jillette Quotes: "In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins."

In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15."

My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.



Penn Jillette Quotes: "My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no."

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.