Phil Robertson Quotes

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.

I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'

Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.

My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'

Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.

I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.

Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the - as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I've noticed ever change their mind.

We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.

If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.

It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.

If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.

It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them.

Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.