Pseudonymous Bosch Quotes

Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.

Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

Very little in this world makes sense.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.

Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)

Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.

The name of this book is mysterious.

...books were better than travel.

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?

This new condition, this unwilled silence, had fallen over him ten days ago. The day Cass had gone into the hospital. The day she had fallen into a coma.

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

No wandering minds allowed.

If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING! (according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping)

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention." "Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Do I have your attention now?

Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

Only bad books have good endings.if a book is any good, its ending is always bad_because byou don't want the book to end.

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention.""Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Do I have your attention now?